blogger Mark E Merrill
okay, here's the conversation that went on, during the writing of that grocery list: ME: "hey mark, lets go buy some groceries."BB: "groceries? groceries. yes. no. groceries, lets not get—lets get groceries."ME: "you need to not get all fucked up about this. lets just get groceries."BB: "why me? groceries. yes, no, yes."ME: "do you have any money?"BB: "money? do i have no money?"ME: "do you have any money, motherfucker?"BB: "i do. i do have. i do have money, i do not, i do, i do not have money, any money. I promise."ME: "alright (sighing) ill pay for the groceries."BB: "you will, you will pay for the groceries?"ME: (irritated) "yes."BB: "i want little cakes!"ME: "i hate you."BB: "i want booze!"ME: (writing the words down on the grocery list) "fuck you." BB: "im in, im in a very very delicate state of mind right now."ME: "i really, really hate you."BB: " and i don't know if i can, you know, do this. i may not be in my right mind..."ME: "you and me both, baby. you and me both."get the picture?ps: "binky powder" is baking powder. "shredded wheat (un-legible)" is stoned wheat thins.
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